can you play by the rules.....

Please use discretion when contacting me. That is common sense for both of our safety.

If you ask me in email or on the phone or in person what exactly my services are I will not answer. My services page does a pretty good job at giving you an idea of what to expect. I took the time and effort to make this website to give everyone a good idea of what to expect, the least you can do is actually read it. Not to mention that you can do your homework, ask around, and read reviews. There is absolutely no reason for you to ask, if you do I will either assume you are lazy, which will make me less willing to see you, or you are L.E.

In other words...
DO NOT ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MY SERVICES or give you a "general idea" of them. BIG NO NO!

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Before our time together starts, a gentlemen will excuse himself to the bathroom and leave the donation to charity laying on the counter, in a blank envelope. DO NOT MAKE ME ASK FOR IT. IT WILL NOT BE DISCUSSED IN PERSON.

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Be respectful. I'll treat you how I want to be treated. If you follow this simple request we should get a long real well.

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If you'd like to set up an appointment with me, please be serious. I don't like games or flakes and anyone who wastes both of our time. If that is what you have in mind, leave now, don't bother contacting me. I can't stress enough on that, DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS.

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Do not plan to visit with me while drunk or on any sort of drugs...yes that includes being high from "pot". I would appreciate for you to have a level head, as I myself always make sure to during an appointment, for both of our safety. I don't care if you come over with some wine or champagne. I might have a glass with you, but that is all I would really allow.

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lf you are a smoker, PLEASE brush your teeth and use mouth wash before visiting me. It is a complete turn off for me when I go to kiss you and you taste like an ash tray. Kind of makes it hard to get into anything after that. You are an adult and have every right to smoke if you want to, but do not expect me to want to kiss you or show any enjoyment from kissing you if you are going to taste like an ash tray. The only reason I'm saying this is because lately I've had way too many clients tasting like ash trays and wonder why I keep pulling away when they want to kiss me. Hey I'm just being honest.

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If you are respectful and play by the rules, then we will both have a good time. I'm a really nice, laid-back and peaceful girl and I know no one really likes "rules", but those are more so common sense, which you should use when contacting ANY lady.